Aloha, ladies and gents! Let’s begin today with one of the most annoying quotes of all time:
“Nothing in life is free.”
-Everybody’s Parents, and A Million Crappy Songwriters
FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE!
If you’ve read any of my past few posts, you’re well aware that almost everything can be free if you use the right strategies. That being said, if you’re opposed to the idea of spending your Friday night writing fake complaint letters or loitering on street corners for free swag, then you’re still in luck… ’cause even if it ain’t free, you can probably get it for less than $2.00!
Let me introduce you to:
“5 Things You Didn’t Know You Could Buy at Dollarama“
#1: Hair Dye: “Elegant Effects Colour Creme” ($2.00)
I’m completely aware of how sketchy the idea of a two dollar box of hair-dye sounds,but I can personally vouch for the quality of this product. I bought “001” in Natural Black to touch up my roots a couple months ago, and it worked just as well as the L’Oreal Preference stuff I normally use, but for $10.00 – $12.00 less! If you don’t have high-lighted hair and your colour is in stock, then save some moolah and pick up a box of “Elegant Effects: Permanent Hair Colour Creme”.
#2: Shampoo and Conditioner: “Sunsilk Hydra TLC” ($2.00)
Once again, I’m aware that using Dollarama hair products seems
a little bit extremely questionable, but I actually almost jizzed my pants when I found this on the shelf. This particular shampoo and conditioner is the only stuff I’ve used for the past five years or so, and it’s AMAZING! I usually buy it at Shoppers Drug Mart or Wal-Mart for as much as $5.99, so two bucks is a steal! Go grab yourself a bottle or twelve!
#3: Pregnancy tests: “Pro-Care One Step Pregnancy Test” ($1.25)
Taking care of a baby is expensive, but knowing whether or not there is one growing inside of you doesn’t have to be! For a grand total of $1.25, you can find out if there’s a bun in your oven…Plus, if you are worried it’s not going to be accurate, you can buy four for $5.00, which is still significantly cheaper than the usual $10.00-$20.00. (Not that I’d know, Mom! …just making assumptions.)
#4: Lingerie: “Assorted Styles and Colours” (2 for $1.00 – $2.00)
I really have nothing to say about this. These are some of the most hideous undergarments that I have ever had the misfortune of seeing, and most of it felt like sandpaper. That being said, if you buy this underwear I am 99% sure you will never find yourself in an opportunity to get pregnant, and you can spend your $1.25 on something more fun than a pee stick.
#5 cat food: “Meow Mix Original Choice Kibble” ($2.00)
I know that you’re all experts on how to get free cat food, but this is a ridiculous bargain-especially if somebody already ripped out the free coupons from your copy of Canadian Pets Magazine ( I PLEAD NOT GUILTY)! The same bag of food is around $7.00 at other stores, so stock up.
Note: this product received a formal seal of approval from my roommate, Babylegs.
So there you have it.
Cold, hard, photographic proof that anybody who tells you “nothing in life is free” is a liar. More accurately, A LOT of stuff in life is free, and you can get almost everything else for two bucks. This was just the tip of the ice berg, so stay tuned for “5 More Things You Didn’t Know You Could Buy at Dollarama” and “5 More” and “5 More After That“, etc. etc.
Let me know in the comments section if you’ve recently found any treasure at the Dollar Store!